The Radio Equalizer: Brian Maloney

03 September 2010

Libtalker, Guest Ponder Glenn Beck Torture Methods

E-BECK-TROCUTION?

Lefties Devise New Torture Fantasies For FOX Talker







To those working inside the left-wing media's smear factory, the toughest job these days must surely be cooking up fresh new ways to destroy one's political opponents.

With just about every other anti-Glenn Beck violence fantasy already spoken for, comedian Lizz Winstead was compelled yesterday to become especially creative. After all, there are only so many ways to torture a Fox News Channel host.

Does Winstead, formerly of the Daily Show and Air America Radio, earn points here, or have we heard this one before?

You be the judge:





LIZZ WINSTEAD (28:59): Ed, I've always wished that somebody would invent, maybe you and I could go into business and do this, if somebody would invent, you know the shock collars that you put on the dog (Schultz laughs) and when they bark they get jarred? If we could make one that actually fact checked and we just put it around Glenn Beck's neck and when he spoke (pause), or just fake tears, if it could detect when tears were actually crocodile tears, and then you just get electrocuted by the water and jarred, like, that would be awesome!

Force him to wear it.


Hey guys, if you truly do run out of ideas, why not advocate cannibalism? We haven't heard that one yet. Hurry, hungry tribes await Beck's arrival.


published by Brian Maloney at 16:44

26 Comments:

  • Cut Ed's fat stomach off force him to eat it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 03 September, 2010 21:52  

  • I'd like to know why people can make threats like this and not be in jail.

    Is being a moron enough?

    I mean, there are a number of people that I seriously dislike, but the worst I would wish on most of the is a requirement that they look in a mirror every day.

    By Blogger Larry Sheldon, at 03 September, 2010 22:04  

  • lizz-with-a-"Z" is one of the most vile of the lefty 'comedians' who substitute nasty personal attacks (with an air of superiority) for anything resembling wit or humor..and yet all to the delight of their fellow haters. it's all, very shamefully, on the same level of discourse as the schoolyard bully who punches you in the face and then pulls down your pants..classy stuff.

    By Blogger el polacko, at 03 September, 2010 22:09  

  • Hey guys, if you truly do run out of ideas, why not advocate cannibalism?

    Nah, Mormons taste lousy.

    By Blogger Steve J., at 03 September, 2010 22:50  

  • If she literally means "electrocute" rather than simply "shock", she's calling for killing Beck by massive electric shock. She may claim that she really means just a shock as a training aid, but her fellow sufferers of Beck Derangement Syndrome will hear the "dog whistle" and know what she means.

    Oh, how tolerant the Left is.

    By Blogger The Monster, at 03 September, 2010 22:55  

  • They are truly the most hate-filled people on Earth.

    By Anonymous Herb Ional, at 03 September, 2010 23:49  

  • Ahh, yes, liberal tolerance at it's best.

    I wonder why the party that is supposed to be so peaceful, is almost always the most violent.

    By Blogger Monika, at 04 September, 2010 01:33  

  • what a twit

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 02:03  

  • You left wing nuts who work for liberal media are sick people. Too bad you're not intelligent enough to be a real journalist. Instead, you name call, and create twisted evil fantasies to get yourselves excited.
    None of you have the class to shine Glenn Beck's shoes.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 04 September, 2010 04:34  

  • Schultz attracts a larger viewing audience than Anderson Cooper because Eooper soiled himself permanently by inventing the term "teabagger" and also being gay without acknowledging it----transparent phoniness, I guess.

    The Human Torch is simply insane, and there should be one of those little red clown nose appendages attached to his oversized schnazzola, because he really belongs in a circus. Sadly, so do his audience which consists largely of SEIU and other union thugs, the kind of racists who beat up Kenneth Gladney in St. Louis and bit the pinkie off a tea party demonstrator in L.A. No reason to wonder why this doofus is talking about torture---Ed's probably a cross-dresser in his night-shift job on the club scene.

    By Blogger dave in boca, at 04 September, 2010 05:53  

  • Fact check alert!!! The ralley didn't effect the economy of D.C.,
    really? What about the cops doing security, most of the money raised paid for that. Not the type of stimulus you like, evil pigs getting all that money? What, they didn't have to pay for the clean up of the mall because the people respected the grounds they used, so they picked up after themselves? For you on the left: Your hated is consuming you, repent now and find happiness and love. I thought tourcher was taboo for you people. Oh, not for your enemies.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 09:46  

  • There are NO lefty comedians! The left doesn't have a sense of humour!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 11:03  

  • And just like any schoolyard bully, she pisses her pants the moment someone socks her in the face.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 12:40  

  • The current liberal scum parading their eivl sodomite lifestyle onto the decent majority of this country just never seems to end.

    Good thing we know the end of the story. God will not be mocked and we won't be compromised with moral reletivism and outright preversion.

    We can still vote, and come November, we will be heard loud and clear. If you just can't abide our moral convictions then leave. We don't want or need you. go to Canada, they already gave up and caved to the marxists. We don't want our country destroyed from within by a bunch of corrupt, immoral, godless, mindless minions of hell.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 14:55  

  • Dr. Michael Savage is well Known for his comment "Liberalism is a mental disoerder.", it was even the title of one of his books, and liberal moonbats prove that it's true every time one of them goes on a rant!!

    By Anonymous Proud Infidel, at 04 September, 2010 15:13  

  • Steve J says "Mormons taste lousy." I wonder how he knows. I myself am pretty sure that they taste like chicken.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 20:38  

  • How about a shock collar for Liz that shocks her everytime she says something stupid?

    I am afraid Con-Edison couldn't provide enough power to run that device.

    By Anonymous Mark Turner, at 04 September, 2010 20:50  

  • Actually, the rally probably saved the District a substantial amount that they would normally spend picking up trash left by the usual demonstrators. Both this rally and the tea party rally last summer left the District spotless with all the trash picked up. Plus there was not a single arrest for misbehavior.

    By Blogger Michael K, at 04 September, 2010 20:59  

  • And of course, had a comedian joked about putting a shock collar on Obama, he would be run out of town as a racist.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 21:05  

  • Or you could hook up the device to Schulz, adjust it from "fact check" to "fat check" and it would go off around his fat neck 24 hrs a day.

    zzzt zzt bzzzt.

    I like it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 21:19  

  • I dunno, I've heard a similar plan before but not for Glenn Beck, only as a requirement for elected officials. I do not know what the world would be like if every politician had to wear a shock collar which went off when they told a lie, and I am not sure i would like to live in that world, but it wure would be a different world.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 23:02  

  • Should anyone here wonder why Glenn Beck wears a Kevlar vest under his shirt, has bodyguards for himself and his family, and packs heat?

    By Blogger newton, at 04 September, 2010 23:06  

  • It's like Deval Patrick's comment about Beck, "It's a free country. I wish it wasn't, but . . .." I commented to a liberal friend that people have a right to advocate a return to faith and to quote the founding fathers and the scriptures; that doesn't make it a theocracy. He got angry and accused me of wanting to destroy peoples' rights. That's the problem with the Supreme Court inferring rights like abortion. They're not mentioned in the Constitution, but what happens when they seem to conflict?

    Do we have the right to advocate the establishment of a theocracy through amending the Constitution? I'd say yes. Do we have the right to advocate it through violent overthrow of the Constitution?

    Do we have the right to advocate amending the Constitution to allow discrimination on the basis of religion? Does the Constitution the exercise of religion when it includes seeking the overthrow of the Constitution?

    @Steve J.: Exactly how do you know what Mormons taste like? Hmm? :)

    By Blogger AST, at 04 September, 2010 23:13  

  • That's not torture, that's just enhanced entertainment.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 04 September, 2010 23:25  

  • Too late- it's been done.
    http://bit.ly/a6dSuA

    By Blogger Wallis, at 05 September, 2010 00:09  

  • So if a comedian who is actually funny, like Larry the Cable Guy for example, said we should do that to a gay person or to a Muslim, do you think he would have been given a pass? Liberals make me sick!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 05 September, 2010 06:45  

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